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😄 Joke 1: Gym Ka Pyaar

Friend 1: Bhai tu gym kyu nahi jaata?
Friend 2: Arre yaar, gym wale bolte hain "No pain, no gain"...
Main toh "No pain, just chai" wale zone mein hoon. ☕

😂 Joke 2: Desi Google Search

Pehle log library jaake knowledge lete the...
Aajkal hum Google pe likhte hain:
“How to look busy in front of boss?” 😅

ðŸĪŠ Joke 3: Pyaar Aur Wi-Fi

Pyaar aur Wi-Fi dono ek jaise hain...
Signal milte hi speed kam ho jaati hai!
Aur jab zarurat ho, tab “No Connection” dikhata hai! 💔ðŸ“ķ

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