Girl Friend , Boy Friend funny jokes

 jokes on Girlfriend–Boyfriend

Girlfriend: “Tum mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?”

Boyfriend: "Google se bhi zyada, par ads ke bina."

Boyfriend: “Main tumhare bina jee hi nahi sakta.”

Girlfriend: "Toh recharge kar lo, warna network chala jaayega."

Girlfriend: "Mujhe ek aisa gift do jo dil ko chu jaaye."

Boyfriend: “Thermometer le aao?”

Boyfriend: "Main tumhe duniya ki har khushi dunga."

Girlfriend: "Phir toh mujhe tumhari salary ka password chahiye."

Girlfriend: “Main moti lag rahi hoon kya?”

Boyfriend (darte darte): “Lag toh nahi rahi… par seat belt thoda tight ho gaya hai.”