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Wife: Tum mujhe kabhi surprise kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Achha, abhi kar deta hoon... main khud khana bana leta hoon!
Wife: Yeh surprise nahi... shock hai!

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Husband: Tumhara weight badh raha hai.
Wife: Tumhara pet bhi kam nahin hai.
Husband: Haan par mera toh tumhari cooking ki wajah se hai!

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Wife: Tum mujhse kitna pyaar karte ho?
Husband: WhatsApp ki double tick jaisa.
Wife: Matlab?
Husband: Dekhta bhi hoon, reply bhi karta hoon… kabhi kabhi!

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Husband: Tumhe meri baaton mein interest hi nahi hai.
Wife: Arre, interest toh hai… par EMI ki tarah har mahine fixed hota hai.

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Wife: Suno, main sundar lag rahi hoon na?
Husband: Haan, bilkul... lekin light band karke aur bhi zyada!
Wife: Bach gaye toh batana. 😆

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